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Entries Tagged as 'Speechless'

Reasons to be suspicious of surprise inheritances and magic money-cleansing chemicals

January 17th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Bizarre news, Speechless

Like the common cold, the advance fee fraud (or 419) scammers keep adapting to survive. Here’s a cautionary tale from The Register which seems to involve almost every trick in the scammers’ book

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You just can't get the people nowadays…

December 9th, 2008 · No Comments · Bizarre news, Lulz, Speechless

This is one that the publisher of the below-mentioned magazine really should have seen coming: the so-called Chinese classical poem illustrating its cover is reputedly an ad for a Macau brothel.

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Standing on your head with Esther

September 10th, 2008 · No Comments · But is it Art?, Speechless

Allow me to introduce you, via the wonders of the modern Internet, to this talented woman, yoga teacher Esther Ekhart from Bantry in Ireland.

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The end is possibly very nigh, thanks to particle physicists

September 8th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Bizarre news, Speechless

Particle physicists advise: live the next two days as if they were your last, just in case they are. CERN, the giant research laboratory in Switzerland that invented the internet and provided much food for thought for novelist Dan Brown, is about to switch on a new piece of kit that causes black holes.

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And inside my egg sandwich I came face to face with Buddha

August 28th, 2008 · No Comments · Bizarre news, Speechless

Sorry to be so intensely cynical about this. But I’m afraid I agree with the commenter on this Daily Telegraph story who says it looks every bit as much like a Dementor as the Virgin Mary.

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There's no good way to look at this…

August 23rd, 2008 · No Comments · Bizarre news, Speechless

A previously unacknowledged earthquake threat to New York City has been discovered. But wait, there’s more. And it’s even worse news. The Indian Point nuclear power plant, in upstate New York, is sitting right on top of an earthquake hotspot.

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An unfortunate coincidence of date

August 17th, 2008 · No Comments · Speechless

With just 365 (or so) days in any given year, the probability of two similar things happening on the same date is perhaps not so great. But, as this screengrab from the BBC’s On This Day archive feature shows, sometimes a kind of reverse serendipity can be at work, where tragic events from the past are echoed by unfortunate events from the present.

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The risk-taker who outlived an icon

July 26th, 2008 · No Comments · But is it Art?, Fascinated and yet repelled, Speechless

On the subject of crazy, illegal art projects.. you’d have to go some way to beat the one detailed in the new documentary Man on Wire. But this film reveals a pathos completely unintended by the artist at the point of creation.

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Mall life: living the dream

July 26th, 2008 · No Comments · Bizarre news, But is it Art?, Serendipitous, Speechless, Weird and wonderful

Artists Michael Townsend and Adriana Yoto, and six of their friends, noticed an architectural anomaly in the giant shopping mall being built in their town – Providence, Rhode Island, USA. As the project progressed, it became clear that this added up to “750 square feet of underutilized space inside of the mall.”

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Gordon Brown "a dark- skinned gypsy in aspect?" I think not

July 10th, 2008 · No Comments · Speechless

Here’s an abject piece of ridiculousness – from no less a person than the Prime Minister. Who would have thought it?

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So, can I use 'Companion' as a verb?

May 21st, 2008 · No Comments · Bizarre news, Speechless, Weird and wonderful

Here’s a truly bizarre news item. Jane Espenson is a very highly-regarded Hollywood producer and screenwriter who has worked on shows including Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly and Battlestar Galactica. She has a blog called Jane in Progress which aims to give writing and career advice to people wanting to follow the same career path.

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That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet…

May 21st, 2008 · No Comments · Lulz, Speechless, The Queen's English

Today The Independent visits Dorset where, in among all the ‘piddles’ that have discreetly been converted to ‘puddles’ is, apparently this gem. What is it with this county and its lavatorial associations?

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