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Entries Tagged as 'The Queen’s English'

Daily photo: 10/10/2011

October 10th, 2011 · Comments Off · Daily Photo 2011+, The Queen's English

Tropaeolum (n): A genus of plants, including the nasturtium, the literal meaning of which is 'nose-twister'.

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Daily photo: 3/10/2011

October 3rd, 2011 · Comments Off · Daily Photo 2011+, The Queen's English

Geoluhread (n): An Old English word once used to refer to the colour orange.

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Daily photo: 22/09/2011

September 22nd, 2011 · Comments Off · Daily Photo 2011+, Food and foraging, The Queen's English

Squidgy (adj): Soft, sticky or spongy material – a word often applied to food, and especially to cake.

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Daily photo: 12/09/2011

September 12th, 2011 · Comments Off · Daily Photo 2011+, Food and foraging, The Queen's English

Hindberry (proper noun): An archaic name for the raspberry.

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Daily photo: 10/09/2011

September 10th, 2011 · Comments Off · Daily Photo 2011+, The Queen's English

Biggin (n) An archaic word for a building.

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Daily photo: 25/06/2011

June 25th, 2011 · Comments Off · Daily Photo 2011+, The Queen's English

Roadworks (n): Repairs or improvements to a section of the highway, sometimes resulting in its partial or complete closure.

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Daily photo: 11/06/2011

June 11th, 2011 · Comments Off · Daily Photo 2011+, Serendipitous, The Queen's English

Dūcan (verb, Old English): To dive, from which we get our modern word for the duck.

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Daily photo: 7/06/2011

June 7th, 2011 · Comments Off · Daily Photo 2011+, The Queen's English

Anthropomorphism (n): The practice of ascribing human attributes and characteristics to inanimate objects or animals.

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Daily photo: 23/04/2011

April 23rd, 2011 · Comments Off · Daily Photo 2011+, The Queen's English

Necessarium (n): Euphemism for a public lavatory; makeshift, communal or portable toilet.

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Daily photo: 11/03/2011

March 11th, 2011 · Comments Off · Daily Photo 2011+, The Queen's English

Apostrophe: An English punctuation mark used either to signal a contraction or as an indicator of the possessive – and not for any other purpose.

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Daily photo: 5/01/2011

January 5th, 2011 · 2 Comments · Daily Photo 2011+, The Queen's English

Mountjoy (n): May refer to a hamlet in County Tyrone, a castle in Magheralamfield, a closed prison in County Dublin, Lord Deputy of Ireland, a hereditary title given to the men of two families, an American politician from California or a fictional character in the Marvel Comics universe.

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The first rule of Apostrophe Club…

June 14th, 2010 · 1 Comment · The Queen's English

“I support the correctly used apostrophe with that kind of fierce emotional investment in an irrelevance that most people reserve for football” – David Mitchell.

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Taking November off

October 20th, 2008 · Comments Off · But is it Art?, The Queen's English

With great regret I have decided that, for the first time in five years, I won’t be taking part in NaNoWriMo this year.

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The perfect desktop background for the month of November

October 13th, 2008 · Comments Off · Lulz, The Queen's English

Cat, slumped over laptop keyboard: “Writers blox – I has it”

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In praise of Daily Lit

October 10th, 2008 · Comments Off · The Queen's English

A quick post to sing the praises of Daily Lit - a service which sends you books in instalments, to help you fit them into your busy schedule.

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The Joe Kinnear school of media management

October 3rd, 2008 · Comments Off · Lulz, The Queen's English

This, from Joe Kinnear’s inaugural and quite likely only press conference as caretaker manager of beleagured Newcastle United Football Club, is priceless. Nothing like clearing the air from the outset.

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Serendipitous queen's wonderful mirrors

August 17th, 2008 · Comments Off · The Queen's English

No, not the title of a spam email, but what the words and graphics tool Wordle makes of the categories of this blog.

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Mental cruelty?

July 25th, 2008 · Comments Off · Bizarre news, The Queen's English

It’s very hard to understand why parents would saddle their child with a ridiculous name. And, in New Zealand, a judge agrees. Read this and boggle.

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That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet…

May 21st, 2008 · Comments Off · Lulz, Speechless, The Queen's English

Today The Independent visits Dorset where, in among all the ‘piddles’ that have discreetly been converted to ‘puddles’ is, apparently this gem. What is it with this county and its lavatorial associations?

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"Er, did anyone try just pushing this little red button?"

May 18th, 2008 · Comments Off · Lulz, The Queen's English

Here’s Neil Gaiman’s bid for funniest man in the world, apropos of David Tennant’s decision to temporarily hang up his trenchcoat and blue suit and play Hamlet.

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