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Entries from April 2008

Sounds familiar?

April 30th, 2008 · No Comments · A bit of politics

Here’s a quote from a story in today’s Independent talking about the problems experienced by satirists in Putin’s Russia. It’s an interesting read – and one sentence in particular stood out.

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Recreating the past with Da Vinci's inventions

April 28th, 2008 · No Comments · Bizarre news, Weird and wonderful

Just spotted this lovely story on the BBC News website: a Swiss amateur parachutist has made a successful descent using a replica of a parachute designed more than 500 years ago by Leonardo da Vinci. And there’s a video of the jump too so you can see the design – quite different from a modern [...]

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Sweet start to the day

April 28th, 2008 · No Comments · Lulz

This is definitely my top pick for headline of the day. From the New York Times, it appeals to me because of its Charlie and the Chocolate Factory connotations. I’m not so sure the story itself is nearly as interesting, but we can dream for a little while: Candy Maker Reported Near Deal for Chewing [...]

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A scientific explanation for folklore?

April 26th, 2008 · No Comments · The truth is out there

Here’s something to ponder in those long, quiet hours before Doctor Who is on. I’m reading an excellent book at the moment called The Many-Coloured Land by Julian May.

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Goats? In a tree?

April 24th, 2008 · No Comments · Weird and wonderful

I am informed that the phenomenon of goats in a tree is completely real and genuine and that there is no production company slightly off-camera in the following video clip putting the goats in the trees then filming them coming down again.

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The farce was with them

April 23rd, 2008 · No Comments · Bizarre news, Lulz

Bloody hell, this one takes some beating. Note particularly the remark of the judge when faced with an apparent no-show by the defendant.

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Losing streak banished… temporarily

April 23rd, 2008 · No Comments · Bizarre news

Kudos to this guy for persevering with his goal in the face of what must be considerable discouragement. Here’s hoping he has more successes in the future.

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When John met Robbie

April 21st, 2008 · No Comments · The truth is out there, Weird and wonderful

It transpires that Robbie Williams has been spending the time he’s taking out from his recording career exploring a very serious interest in the paranormal. And, when he decided to go to a conference in Nevada on alien abduction, who on earth else would he call up to accompany him but Jon Ronson? Here’s Ronson’s [...]

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What have the Waleses ever done for us?

April 20th, 2008 · No Comments · Bizarre news

Prince Charles and his offspring (real and presumed) really do make you believe increasingly in republicanism, don’t they?

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Extremely loud and incredibly close

April 20th, 2008 · No Comments · Bizarre news

Here’s an incredible tale from The New York Times – an orchestra falling foul of European health and safety legislation on noise. I knew that sitting in front of the brass section could be a hazard, but it turns out to be vastly more complex than that.

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Game of scrabble, anyone?

April 20th, 2008 · No Comments · Serendipitous, The Queen's English

Today’s Wikitionary’s Word of the Day, which I found very pleasing.

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Ancient mysticism – or nineteenth-century fakery?

April 19th, 2008 · No Comments · Bizarre news, Conspiracy theories, The truth is out there, Weird and wonderful

Have just found out about the crystal skull phemomenon, for the first time, after learning that it’s going to be the central plot in the new Indiana Jones movie.

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A load of old Cockfosters – or just plain Morden?

April 19th, 2008 · No Comments · Going underground, Weird and wonderful

Where are the limits of humour? And how to solve the perennially vexed question of good taste versus free speech – the one that caused the creators of Jerry Springer: The Opera such trouble? These are questions raised after a union representing Tube drivers announced it was planning to picket the premiere of a film that makes a joke of people falling under trains.

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Crimes against the English language – and Anglican bishops

April 19th, 2008 · No Comments · Bizarre news, Lulz

Here’s an interesting report from BBC News for everyone thoroughly sick of getting fake lottery notifications in their email inbox, involving the arrest of no less than 87 Nigerians.

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Finding a happy medium

April 19th, 2008 · No Comments · Bizarre news, The truth is out there

Is this a failure to render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar’s, and unto God the things that are God’s? Or maybe just the latest manifestation of compensation culture, or heavy-handed Eurocracy?

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Truth, emulating fiction, becomes stranger

April 8th, 2008 · No Comments · Bizarre news, Conspiracy theories

This, from The Telegraph is not actually funny at all, it’s an extremely sad story. But it’s another example of how things happen in real life that are way, way stranger than any fiction plot.

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Last and longest journey

April 8th, 2008 · No Comments · The great outdoors, Weird and wonderful

Incredible pictures from the New York Times this morning show the city’s unwanted Redbird subway cars being towed off the coast of Delaware where they will be dumped into the Atlantic Ocean to form an artificial reef.

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Breakfast of champions

April 7th, 2008 · No Comments · A nice cup of tea, Bizarre news

A glorious story from The Telegraph about six Maasai tribesmen running the London Marathon in order to raise the funds to provide their village with clean water. Quite clear what they’ll be doing with said water – boiling it up, of course.

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Chinese spy story: "It speaks of deep patience and is part of a pattern"

April 3rd, 2008 · No Comments · Bizarre news, Conspiracy theories

An amazing ‘stranger than fiction’ spy tale from the Washington Post.

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What can't you change, Jim?

April 3rd, 2008 · No Comments · The truth is out there, Weird and wonderful

Have you ever sat on a commuter train or a congested motorway longing for someone to invent a real-life teleportation device? Or maybe you’ve spotted someone you longed to avoid and wished devoutly you could become invisible? Well, according to a piece in today’s Guardian, such innovations might be closer than we suspect.

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