It can only be a very short period of time before the delightful picture that goes with this story turns up recaptioned on a certain cheeseburger-related website.
Entries from May 2008
Maneki neko
May 27th, 2008 · Comments Off · Bizarre news
Tags: cats·i can has cheezburger·Japan·Kishi station·lolcats·maneki neko·railways·Tama the station cat
So, can I use 'Companion' as a verb?
May 21st, 2008 · Comments Off · Bizarre news, Speechless, Weird and wonderful
Here’s a truly bizarre news item. Jane Espenson is a very highly-regarded Hollywood producer and screenwriter who has worked on shows including Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly and Battlestar Galactica. She has a blog called Jane in Progress which aims to give writing and career advice to people wanting to follow the same career path.
Tags: Jane Espenson·people who fed-ex their clothes around·Ringo Starr·the rejection of verisimilitude·truth much stranger than fiction
That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet…
May 21st, 2008 · Comments Off · Lulz, Speechless, The Queen's English
Today The Independent visits Dorset where, in among all the ‘piddles’ that have discreetly been converted to ‘puddles’ is, apparently this gem. What is it with this county and its lavatorial associations?
Tags: Dorset place-names·gratuitous Shakespeare quotes·puerile humour·Shittington
"Er, did anyone try just pushing this little red button?"
May 18th, 2008 · Comments Off · Lulz, The Queen's English
Here’s Neil Gaiman’s bid for funniest man in the world, apropos of David Tennant’s decision to temporarily hang up his trenchcoat and blue suit and play Hamlet.
Tags: David Tennant·Doctor Who·hilarious parody·Neil Gaiman·Ten
"'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory!"
May 16th, 2008 · Comments Off · Bizarre news, Lulz, Weird and wonderful
Here’s that wonderful thing, an expert with a sense of humour.
Tags: Dead Parrot Sketch·Dr David Waterhouse·Monty Python·Norfolk Museums and Archaeology Service·parrot evolution
Extreme sports latest: bellringing
May 16th, 2008 · Comments Off · Bizarre news
Here’s a shocker from The Independent. Thankfully the gentleman in question doesn’t appear to have been severely injured, and you can see how bellringing might very well be an activity with some risks attached, as the churchwarden acknowledges further down the story.
Tags: bellringing·unusual accidents
Find that cat a support group
May 14th, 2008 · Comments Off · Conspiracy theories, The truth is out there, Weird and wonderful
To celebrate today’s news that the UK’s Ministry of Defence is to release its very own X-files, we bring you a sneak preview of some of the more compelling evidence.
Tags: lolcats·Ministry of Defence·Rendlesham Forest·UFOs
More than a load of old rubbish
May 14th, 2008 · Comments Off · But is it Art?, Serendipitous
Robert Rauschenberg, an immensely influential American artist and arguably the father of the modern trend towards making installations, has died.
Tags: collage·found art·found objects·installations·junk art·Robert Rauschenberg
I iz not a dedly sin…
May 14th, 2008 · Comments Off · Bizarre news, Weird and wonderful
Sloths are decidedly friends of this blog, which is why the management was intrigued to read the following masterpiece of scientific research, as reported by BBC Online.
Tags: deadly sins·Jack you have debauched my sloth·lolcats·shattered illusions·sloths
What are you asking me for?
May 14th, 2008 · Comments Off · Weird and wonderful
I admit to being a keen and regular reader of the Salon advice column Since You Asked. The columnist, writer Cary Tennis, is frequently given to bouts of soul-searching and self-examination about his allotted role. And here is his latest, a masterpiece.
Tags: advice columns·Cary Tennis·Salon·the creative psyche·what is madness
Love in a confined climate
May 14th, 2008 · Comments Off · A bit of politics
How young Saudi women succeed in subverting the rules they are made to live by. From the New York Times: At Prince Sultan University, where Atheer Jassem al-Othman, 18, is a first-year law student, a pair of second-year students recently spent a mid-morning break between classes showing off photographs of themselves dressed as boys. In [...]
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They'll go quietly, officer
May 8th, 2008 · Comments Off · Bizarre news
This little gem, from BBC News, is a few days old – but it only just popped up in a trawl through the feed reader.
Tags: lottery win·Thames Valley Police
Price of everything, value of nothing?
May 8th, 2008 · Comments Off · Weird and wonderful
Found this via BoingBoing – an incredibly interesting experiment done by Belgian cultural broadcaster Klara.bi. It took an internationally-important contemporary painter called Luc Tuymans, whose works are viewed reverently in galleries and which change hands for huge sums of money.
Tags: art·BoingBoing·cultural experiments·klara.be·Luc Tuymans·painting
As if skin cancer, jellyfish and chemical poisoning weren't enough…
May 5th, 2008 · Comments Off · Bizarre news, Weird and wonderful
Mortgage rate rising? Global warming. Ken losing in London? Same again. Can’t get a credit card? Blame climate change. England not qualifying for Euro 2008? I think we all know the reason for that… However, you should curb your excessive cynicism. According to The Guardian, the most unlikely phenomena can be attributed to precisely this cause.
Tags: fatal shark attacks·global warming·The Guardian
Looking and yet not looking
May 2nd, 2008 · Comments Off · Fascinated and yet repelled
As a card-carrying member of the dislike-of-heights committee, I find the idea of this deeply compelling and repellent in equal measures. It’s a kind of vertigo porn.
Tags: Catherine Yass·Didier Pasquette·Glasgow international festival·High Wire·vertigo
A conspiracy theory disproved
May 1st, 2008 · Comments Off · Bizarre news, Conspiracy theories, The truth is out there
Here’s an old favourite that we must now assume has bitten the dust. Here’s a piece from The Independent on the fate of the last of the Romanovs.
Tags: Conspiracy theories·Romanovs·Yekaterinburg
RIP, Humph
May 1st, 2008 · Comments Off · Big damn heroes, sir
“As we journey through life, discarding baggage along the way, we should keep an iron grip, to the very end, on the capacity for silliness. It preserves the soul from desiccation” – Humphrey Lyttleton
Tags: British jazz musicians·double entendres·Humphrey Lyttelton·I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue·innuendo·New Orleans jazz·silliness·the lovely Samantha